creep me, crawl me.

the insects that have inside my house/bedroom/bathroom/kitchen have been, until this point, as follows:

1. slugs, of all sizes
2. an incredibly long worm-like thing. thought it was a snake at first.
3. smaller green worms. those are actually kind of cute.
4. cockroaches. only 2, but still.
5. two spiders the size of my effin palm. one ambled in while i was in the shower. i kept my cool, kinda - if you can believe it.